English Teacher Horoscopes

English Teachers Horoscope

By JIHYE SEOK

AQUARIUS (1/20~2/18) - Watch out all the things you drink this month! If you have something to drink, check the expiration dates. If you are not careful, you will suffer from a serious stomachache.

PISCES (2/19~3/20) – One of your students will be in a big trouble and ask you for help. Be prepared to help your student and encounter some challenges associated with it.

ARIES (3/21~4/19) - You don't have any special thing in this month. Just be careful with your pronunciation. You might convey a completely different meaning because of a small mistake in your pronunciation.

TAURUS (4/20~5/20) - When you have a chance to go abroad, don't hesitate to think about it. That can be the chance of your lifetime.

GEMINI (5/21~6/21) - In this month, most of the students feel down and bored, not wanting to participate in your classes. So be creative and prepare various kinds of creative activities! This will make the students actively participate in your lessons.

CANCER (6/22~7/22) - Set an example of good study habits to your students. They will learn from it instantly.

LEO (7/23~8/22) - You must prepare for your English exhibition class well. A government school inspector will point out your mistakes, and these will have negative impact on your future career.

VIRGO (8/23~9/23) – Be organized! You have a lot of paper works to do this month, and there is a high possibility of you forgetting some important documents.

LIBRA (9/24~10/22) - You will have a fight with your colleague teacher, because he or she inflicts corporal punishment on your students. Do not react emotionally. You must control yourself.

SCORPIO (10/23~11/22) - You will be attacked by one of your students. This does not mean physical abuse, but mental one. Also, don't miss an upcoming seminar. You will get a lot of useful information.

SAGITTARIUS (11/23~12/24) - You don't have to give your students as much homework as usual. If you do, you will be the most hated teacher!

CAPRICON (12/25~1/19) - You have nothing to worry about in this month. But if you are tired and not feeling well, take care of yourself. When you are not feeling well, how about showing some interesting movies in English to your students?

RAT
Lovebirds can delight in a period of security and good news for those of you who are single. You are likely to meet the lover. However, although relationships are safe, your valuables aren't. There's a good chance they're going to be stolen. Furthermore, your students will pay their full attention to your lessons.

OX
Don't waste your time believing in things something superstitious. It will only bring a disappointment. If you can do this, raking in the cash shouldn't be a problem because business will be good. However, students are not getting what you are saying! Ask them!! Question them!!

TIGER
Enough tongue wagging. Do not confide in anyone with trade secrets, including family members. Doing so could seriously damage your pocket. However there is good news. "You will have some serious fun in more than one domain." Take some distance from the students! Otherwise they will take advantage of you!

RABBIT
Bad news! Your family life will alternate between "heavy arguments and silences.” On the other hand, Rabbit's domestic life will give many lessons this year. You will be able to offer support and encouragement to those at home. Your teaching at school will be very hard, just like your domestic problems. But don’t be too frustrated! It will be alright soon.

DRAGON
Work is going to pile up. Ask others for help by using the world's cheapest form of persuasion; “the smile.” Also your health should be one of your main priorities and make sure to be "up-to-date with vaccinations." Smile to the students! That is the key to your teaching!

SNAKE
Although you have the will to succeed, you most likely lack the necessary judgment to do so. Now is not the time for risky ventures, except in romance Right now, you are “vulnerable to love at first sight" Don’t judge students at first sight. Sometimes they have some extraordinary skills that you have never imagined. Teach them sincerely.

HORSE
Hold on horses! To horses, patience is the key. "Double check your works before you pass it on to someone else.” However. You will succeed with your goals and all you need is calcium. Eat "liver, goat cheese, and raw butter." In terms of teaching, do not ever show shortness of your temper to the students. Think again, and teach them with patience.

SHEEP
Of the two things you're trying to do right now, neither of them is going to work out. Also, you are spreading yourself too thin. Keep calm, and work out one thing at a time. Otherwise you going to be fail in everything. When it comes to caring and teaching students, choose one particular student each time. You are not a super teacher!

MONKEY
I TOLD YOU SO!!! You should have taken better care of your health. In fact, there is another warning; “stop the carelessness.” There is high risk of your dream might turn into a daydream. Also, you should not have some preposterous dreams about being a teacher. Especially those who have just started teaching students!

CHICKEN
"Pleasant, romantic, and warm" are the words that describe your near future. However, be cautious financially. Output of funds may be high. Money could become tight easily this year. However, you are the one who most likely to be the teacher of the year! Keep up working!

DOG
Your health is going to "dazzle," but unfortunately, your finances are quite opposite. Be vigilant and keep spending under control. Otherwise you might end up the healthiest homeless guy in the world. Also, you should be careful with students as well. Otherwise your relationship with them will get seriously twisted. It will also affect your teaching in class for sure.

PIG
If you're living with stable relation, this year’s climate will be favorable to a tightening of your ties. If you're a single, you'll meet a person who may stay in your life for a very long time. The most important thing! Take all necessary precautions against robbery. Although teaching is hard right now, they, students are actually depending on you. So be strong and confident!

English Teachers Horoscope (Western)

By Jiwon Kim

Aries(March21-April19)
You know a certain student’s secret matter. Keep your mouth shut about it. Otherwise, you might get in trouble and hurt the person involved in it. Encourage your students to open up their mind to you by showing that you trust them.

Taurus(April20-May20)
You can certainly move ahead in career. You get prize and praise from principal of your school and fellow teachers. Be humble and both wealth and honor come to you. Spend more time and effort on planning each lesson you are supposed to teach in class.

Gemini(May21-June20)
Your students take up most of your time. You work on a subject with some of your students. You even take them to somewhere outside school. Do not drive your own car when you go somewhere with your students; instead, use public transportation.

Cancer(June21-July22)
Do not give too much homework to your students. It makes them upset and as a result, it earns you a bad reputation. Being too strict doesn’t work today. Just relax and be nice with your students. It helps you get closer to your students.

Leo(July23-August22)
Well prepare to receive lots of questions about the subject you teach. Take time to prepare what you teach today before class. Otherwise, you become humiliated by some intense questions students ask.

Virgo(Aug.23-Sept.22)
When you deliver a speech in front of many people for events or festivals of your school, do not make it too long. Even though you think the message you give is very useful, the long length of a speech makes the audience think you are a boring teacher.

Libra(Sept.23-Oct.22)
Talk to parents of students by making a phone call if it is necessary. Do not let them come see you at school? Spending much time on talking to parents of students doesn’t make a bad situation better today. Even worse, you have an argument with parents if you really see them.

Scorpio(Oct.23-Nov.21)
There is a chance to fall into temptation to take a bribe. Try to overcome and get out of the temptation wisely. Do not take a bribe no matter how good it looks or you should have to take a responsibility for what you did.

Sagittarius(Nov.22-Dec.21)
Sometimes, heavy punishments are necessary and the time is today. Students do not listen to you without heavy punishments. Keep an eye on troublemakers and punish them if there is room for making troubles.

Capricorn(Dec.22-Jan.20)
Try to socialize with your fellow teachers more. Attend a social meeting for teachers if you can. You cannot do everything on your own but always need some fellow teacher’s help. For that, get along with them.

Aquarius(Jan.19-Feb.18)
Principal of your school or somebody in higher position than you annoys you with a burden of things to do. Giving a voice to your feeling about it is the best solution to get yourself out of the burden situation. Say “No” to them when you think something is unfair.

Pisces(Feb.19-March.20)
Be extra careful with buying your students any foodstuff today. There is a great chance of a food poisoning. If your students get sick, you are the only person who can be blamed for it. Do not take a risk and get students food next time.

English Teachers Horoscope (Asian)

By seungeun Seo and yunhee Cho

Rat
1972-If you use English video clips for your class today, students will be really excited.
1984-Don't be idle or tired preparing for your class. Keep in mind that there are many students cheering you.
Ox
1961-Don't be upset even if several students point out your pronunciation.
1973-Don't give students too much homework today. They'll hate you.
Tiger
1962-Long grammar explanation might bore your students!
1974-Don't take your cell phone to your class. It could embarrass you.
Rabbit
1963-Be careful while walking the aisle, it could be a little slippery!
1975-Don't get stressed out for some troublemakers in your class.
Dragon
1964- Why don't you study out of the classroom with students today?
1976-Give it a try to arouse students' interest about English, using lately released pop songs.
Snake
1965-There may be an important upcoming seminar in a few weeks. If you attend, you may get a lot of useful information on that day.
1977-Don't be late today in the morning, the principal will be waiting for you.
Horse
1966-How about having a talk with a student who has personal agony?
1978-Watch out! Your new clean shirt could become dirty during the cleaning time.
Sheep
1967-Don't beat your students. They will revenge you.
1979-Watch out a drinking which your student gives you!
Monkey
1968-What about showing an interesting English movie to students during the class, today?
1980-You may have to give up your date after your work today because of your troublemaker.
Rooster
1969-Be careful colleagues sitting around you. He or she may take over annoying work to you.
1981-Don't go to a public bath you usually go. You could meet your student while you are naked!
Dog
1970-Today, you may work as a supervisor for students late at night. Take care of your health.
1982-Some parents will visit you. Keep your nerve.

Pig
1983-Some students will look down on you. Be careful your behavior today.
1971-There may be a drinking party tonight with your colleagues. Don't be drunk too much.

Wow, kwanhoon~

Though we(seungeun and me) had the same task as yours, you also did well with abundant explanations. And details are adequate and relevant to teachers. You did a hard work and good job!

RATLovebirds can delight in a period of security and good news for those of you who are single. You are likely to meet the lover. However, although relationships are safe, your valuables aren't. There's a good chance they're going to be stolen. Furthermore, your students will pay their full attention to your lessons.

OXDon't waste your time believing in things something superstitious. It will only bring a disappointment. If you can do this, raking in the cash shouldn't be a problem because business will be good. However, students are not getting what you are saying! Ask them!! Question them!!

TIGEREnough tongue wagging. Do not confide in anyone with trade secrets, including family members. Doing so could seriously damage your pocket. However there is good news. "You will have some serious fun in more than one domain." Take some distance from the students! Otherwise they will take advantage of you!

RABBITBad news! Your family life will alternate between "heavy arguments and silences.” On the other hand, Rabbit's domestic life will give many lessons this year. You will be able to offer support and encouragement to those at home. Your teaching at school will be very hard, just like your domestic problems. But don’t be too frustrated! It will be alright soon.

DRAGONWork is going to pile up. Ask others for help by using the world's cheapest form of persuasion; “the smile.” Also your health should be one of your main priorities and make sure to be "up-to-date with vaccinations." Smile to the students! That is the key to your teaching!

SNAKEAlthough you have the will to succeed, you most likely lack the necessary judgment to do so. Now is not the time for risky ventures, except in romance Right now, you are “vulnerable to love at first sight" Don’t judge students at first sight. Sometimes they have some extraordinary skills that you have never imagined. Teach them sincerely.

HORSEHold on horses! To horses, patience is the key. "Double check your works before you pass it on to someone else.” However. You will succeed with your goals and all you need is calcium. Eat "liver, goat cheese, and raw butter." In terms of teaching, do not ever show shortness of your temper to the students. Think again, and teach them with patience.

SHEEPOf the two things you're trying to do right now, neither of them is going to work out. Also, you are spreading yourself too thin. Keep calm, and work out one thing at a time. Otherwise you going to be fail in everything. When it comes to caring and teaching students, choose one particular student each time. You are not a super teacher!

MONKEYI TOLD YOU SO!!! You should have taken better care of your health. In fact, there is another warning; “stop the carelessness.” There is high risk of your dream might turn into a daydream. Also, you should not have some preposterous dreams about being a teacher. Especially those who have just started teaching students!

CHICKEN"Pleasant, romantic, and warm" are the words that describe your near future. However, be cautious financially. Output of funds may be high. Money could become tight easily this year. However, you are the one who most likely to be the teacher of the year! Keep up working!

DOGYour health is going to "dazzle," but unfortunately, your finances are quite opposite. Be vigilant and keep spending under control. Otherwise you might end up the healthiest homeless guy in the world. Also, you should be careful with students as well. Otherwise your relationship with them will get seriously twisted. It will also affect your teaching in class for sure.

PIGIf you're living with stable relation, this year’s climate will be favorable to a tightening of your ties. If you're a single, you'll meet a person who may stay in your life for a very long time. The most important thing! Take all necessary precautions against robbery. Although teaching is hard right now, they, students are actually depending on you. So be strong and confident!

-kwanghoonchoe